r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is trying to sell an old computer for a mere $2 bucks. What could possibly be wrong with such an incredible deal? Is the choosing beggar upset that the computer is too expensive? No -- the opposite! The choosing beggar expects OP to give the choosing beggar money to come take the computer. This choosing beggar literally believes that free is too expensive!
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Ac valhalla dope af tho ngl
bruh
Well at least op has a necklace an a journal for him
I love that you can hear the facepalm at 2:44. Made me laugh way too hard. Keep up the awesome content man, Makes my days on the road so much more enjoyable!
"Selling standing dishwasher" all I could think about is that person selling a human being lol
If I saw that Harry Potter cb irl it'd be on sight I stg
I was just drawig a fanart of gretchen wieners while listening to the video and when I heard "none4gretchen" I looked at the screen so fast to confirm that yes it indeed is a mean girls reference.
and that's why you have to pay in advance.
The first one got to me Just the “No PiTbUlLs” made me absolute pissed I *OWN* one- so I get extremely offended when Karen’s are all like “PITBULLS ARE DISGUSTING FUCK THEM”
how would that last guy know if the repair guy has to pay rent or not?
Hmm, posting ridiculous things on Facebook is like asking for the greatest roasting of your entire life.
I'm surprised sellers are able to stay that calm dealing with those responses
Sarcastically claiming things from people who threaten suicide sometimes makes them decide not to. I heard a story of a big bear biker man seeing a woman on a bridge who was clearly thinking of jumping. He walks up and asks "since you're about to die anyway, mind if I f*** you first?" Woman is totally offended and says no. He nods, smiles, and leans against the rail next to her. "Ok then. I'll just wait til AFTER you jump." It took a moment for his meaning to sink in, and she silently turned and walked away from the bridge. Hey, whatever works.
4:47
I pay 300 a paycheck for renting my current room, been here almost 3 years and it was a total steal. 150 a month is called a crack house, and not even a crack house would charge that little.
I have COVID and may not make it without the iPhone 12 Pro and AirPods max to nurse me in my rehabilitation. Must be new and in perfect condition, with games for the PS5 and case and extra charges for the iPhone 12 Pro. Must be willing to deliver to a remote, small town in northeast Nevada.
I would absolutely live just to spite that person
If I ever sell anything online, and someone talks to me the way talk to others... Let's just say...my brother and I likely couldn't wait to meet them...if you catch my drift...(evillaugh)
How much you want to bet that covid baby mama doesn't even know how much a mask is...
she want some free CD's, I'm like see dees nuts.
Idk why but I'm binging this series during this lockdown
1:17 that is afawl that isnt a chossing begger at all hes a kevin and WHAT HE SAID IS WORST THAN A KAREN AND THE RUDEST THING TO SAY That Disgusting beggger can rot in hell for his actions hes the king of all chosing beggers (fyi i almost threw up listing to this (its not because of rslash) )
10:46 honestly I buy a lot of stuff off like craigslist and stuff and if it’s really close to me and it’s already pending pick up I’ll offer them like $10 more than originally priced and it’s worked out 100% for me so I guess maybe this guy should’ve tried that but seeing how the guy responded after saying I don’t operate like that I’m guessing he would decline the offer but that works for me like I think one time I was already driving to this woman’s house and apparently another guy was on his way so I think I upped the price to like 20 bucks it was originally 60 and she had some other stuff that she offered so I walked away paying $100 when it was originally 60🤦♂️
Bruh I used to think “kys” meant “kiss your sister” I’m so dumb
0:48 no well at least where I live if you go to the movies you gonna be ready to spend at least $60 because the movie ticket is around 20 bucks for one person alone and apparently she has a boyfriend so 40 bucks Way overprice drink for five dollars and popcorn which is another $20 I don’t know if this is likeTraditional movie theatre where you just go NEC you want and it’s those uncomfortable ones with a flip down seat maybe mines more expensive because I have those recliners I don’t know but yeah movies are expensive holy shit
OMG why didn't anyone get him the PS5!111!!! His father is dying!!!1111!!
I like how u have a egyptian actor as the karen in the thumbnail
I truly hope these are acts or skits but part of me thinks there not.
The third one. What a trash can of a human being.
for the online funeral Alienware kinda bad IMO
@9:00 There are a whole lot of "greedy people" on eBay. Why are you bothering with them? Find a charitable organization and send in your request.
@8:50 I'd be worried that the doctor would be too interested in the gaming function of the PS to properly use it! Like we really believe this.
Actually, attaching this medical device to a XBox One with Borderlands 3 provides far superior results with treatment compared to the PS5. 😂
@7:50 Is that the whole Dell Alienware computer they want - desktop or laptop - or just the display? The phone can be hooked to the display.
@2:05 I don't know. In some places here she may be able to make a case for it. You just need the proper judge and jury.
When was that stupid post about there being no crowd restrictions in WA? Because as of now - Feb 2, 2021 - covid is running rampant and lockdowns have started! Maybe if they weren’t stupid enough to have large gatherings... 😆😆
As a ghostwriter, that person is vastly undercharging already. Unless they have zero experience, he or she should definitely increase their prices.
These are just people who don't know what "reputation" means
How do I find ur Reddit
Why would you give away a baby to someone you barely know on social media? Besides, you can order your groceries from the store's website and then go up there, sit in a parking lot while they fit the groceries in there, while all having your kid with you in your car
Why do choosing beggars act like having children is not a CHOICE, and that it’s everybody else’s responsibility to make sure they get a deal. 🙄🙄🙄
7 and a half pounds 💀
on one of the first stories with the fatherly role child support, he says why not get the real father to pay child support, who says he isn't already and she just wants more?
Funny how the first choosing beggar thought the movie ticket was the reason her aunt kicked her out 😂... Some people have ZERO self awareness
The choosing beggar who asked for the custom order definitely deleted texts about it being a custom order.
if it's using beggar is someone who asks for things for free that cost money then what would you call someone who pays more than you're asking price for an item? I once sold an Xbox 360 for $300 and I had it up for $250 I was willing to take anything over $200
Getting harassed for giving stuff away for free is the wildest CB situation for me. Every time I'm clearing stuff out and post it as a free curb alert, I get inundated with messages from people asking me to deliver, hold it for them or arguing with me about leaving it on the curb for anyone to take. It'd honestly be easier to trash the stuff, but I feel guilty throwing usable stuff in the landfill. It's only on the free stuff where I get the super-rude folks. When I'm selling for actual money, it's not nearly as bad.
you're really good at that snarky mom voice
An "Alienware 17" is a gaming laptop, not a monitor, and they start at about $1500. Definitely don't need that powerful of a laptop to set up a funeral online.
im so jealous... i´ve never had the chance to be in a conversation with a choosingbeggar.... i´d love to
Id pay triple if you have/i can play with the pitty bulls
1st story: DWL SMFH LOL WTF?!
Hey rslash i have been subscribed to you for 3 days and i think i deserve ur youtube channel. I need all of your subscribers and also don't forget to give me all of ur equipment cause i am a single mother with 4 children who has to feed them. If u don't give me. I will sue you for a million dollars. Also i am struggling to pay rent.
"covered in covid-infested baby vomit"
Reminds of the time I gave away a 600 $$ washing machine for $50 because I was trying to be nice and the woman couldn't even give me 50 week later and made up a bunch of rubbish excuses :/... Got nothing for it
Hi from Western Australia
Does she mean a yoga class, cause she can't be referring to college classes
About the journal and necklace, specially if you are a small artist, always do 50% first and 50% on delivery, so even if they back out you didn't do it for free
To the girl with the COVID baby, just have your groceries delivered
How much are cinema tickets in America?
An Alienware R17 (like the one I have) cost AT LEAST $1300! And that is the BASE configuration which comes with a tiny 128GB SSD, 6GB of RAM and a 2GB Graphics card. At least it did when I bought mine in 2017. I know because I bought the base R17 so that I could upgrade it at a much lower price. The only thing I did not get was the base Nvidia graphics card. I bought the base model with the highest graphics card they had on that model which was an 8GB Nvidia graphics. I've been upgrading my system since and I now have 7TB of SSD space (including the new 2TB Samsung SSD that I install all my games onto and it's pretty sweeeet) and 32GB of RAM. I paid $1700 for the base model with the top graphics card. If I had ordered my system in the configuration it is now, it would have cost me around $4,000+ but total cost after I upgraded it myself was $2,400 ~ so I saved at least $1500 this way. And before people start with all the "you should have built it yourself hurrr Durrrr!" nonsense, I bought a gaming laptop to upgrade because I have Crohn's Disease and frequently ( too frequently IMHO) spend from a week to SEVERAL MONTHS in hospital and I would not burden my wife with having to bring me my rig from home along with the 53" Samsung LED SmartTV I use as a monitor and burden the nurses with helping me move all my shit from room to room. The Alienware R17 was the only system that fit my needs, especially the need for sufficient cooling as my HP ENVY 17" had a 1GB Nvidia card and that fucking thing would get so hot, the keys around the 1 key darkened and would only work when they felt like it. I was not going to mess with HP laptops anymore as everyone I've had came with TINY little vents and the VGA port on the side could literally BURN you enough for your skin to blister. So this choosing beggar demanding that some one give them an R17 and using a family member's death to try and guilt other family into buy one for them is just fucking low.
@4:20 it’s going well....to well.....I sense a disturbance in the force.
How much was her aunt charging for rent that she chose to go to a movie in lieu or paying rent?
Cb:my dad needs a ps5 with assassin's Creed on it to save his life and a few thousand dollars Me: yeah?? And I need a ps5 with man eater on it and mk11 on it...you know what I got?? Common sense.
1:00 - I'd renew my will to live just to spite this CB. 2:10 - Ever heard of grocery delivery services? That's a real thing now. I know it's only been around for a few centuries or so, but I'm sure it'll catch on. 13:30 - Why does a person's home situation increase or decrease the value of their labor/product? That's the same "logic" Karens use when they holler about being a single mom, or taking care of parents, etc etc.
“You’re poor so let me offer you LESS money!” How does that even make sense?
Trying to force a babysitter to pay child support is pure evil.
Why would you Demand a Replacement for smashing your Oven window?
$5 says angry superglue guy was just going to huff it.
Ooh new vid Hello! Hope your day is wonderful!
2:04 No. But he might have a case if you tried. Special place in Hell for entitled sociopaths like this.
As an added bonus you should shout out the small businesses just to spread a little kindness their way💛
I love listening to rslash, but when the whole video is done in the voice I just can't do it. Don't wanna spread any hate, you're one of my fav channels. Just maybe suggesting that the voice is toned down? at least when it's for the majority of the video? Again I don't wanna be rude or mean. Just a suggestion. Keep up the good work, love the podcast too!
I mean here in the uk do do get taxed differently based on your marital status, because im single I get taxed more than my co-workers that have a wife and kids, -_- daylight bloody robbery if you ask me.
Some people are so cheap, but on one hand, it makes you wonder how often they get their way.
For unfortunate people the Harry Potter item seller, they’ll never see that money unless they take em to small claims but most of the time, they always lose while choosing beggar assholes get off scott free.
I wonder how many karens are subbed to rslash lmao
"You ruined Christmas!" seems to be the choosing beggar rallying cry.
01:31 “Can you make a male babysitter pay child support?” That’s the only reason she considered a man, if it was a female babysitter she would think of her having to pay child support.
Thank you RSlash. I now have all the tools to defeat a Karen and a CB.
Heard 'blade' and engine and was so confused untill i realised its proabably a rotary😂😂
The first story one question: Significant otherS?
“No pit bulls” I hate people who don’t like pit bulls The first person sucks!
16 -"it would be more if you had bills or children" Me at 16 in my own flat paying bills.... Riiiight sure.
para ser honesto que probablemente acababa de ignorarla, pero en la salida sólo gire a ella y hablar en perfecto inglés porque por qué no
hi im a hater and im gay
And you are 1 year old
Dell Alienware 17 inch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol
I love choosing beggars stories
I have heard about price being related to supply and to demand. The last story is the first time I have heard about price being related to the seller's marital status.
Hey Rslash I really love your content and was thinking about doing the same thing your doing and was wondering if you could give me some tips on how to become successful like you
The COVID baby mum would have been asking for shopping help
smartest people ever
I love how some of these choosing beggars sometimes ask it for free or to a lower cost when their an adult with a "job", I got a job but had to move to Florida so I couldn't work for money and yet I'm less than 18 years old while these choosing beggars are probably 20-40 years old.
when he said Godspeed did anyone else think of Killua?
What about the baby man!
When telling someone not to suicide is the nicest thing they can say
Give me something you paid 350-450 for free ,I’ll pay the shipping cost.
If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him. We need not wait to see what others do.
Rslash>redditor
Your my new fav channel been Benj watching for the the last 4 days thanks
7:51 Alienware is a gaming computer manufacturer
That the 2nd piece of evidence to show that this is probably a scam