r/Choosingbeggars Are you a totally radical kid who wants to experience the gnarly world of digital marketing? Are you a cool enough dude to become a corporate slave and work for free? That's right, FREE! If you expect to be paid for your hard work, then you're just not hip enough to come work with us. After all, young people don't deserve to get paid -- the only thing they're good for is a source of free labor for giant mega-corporations.
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That cake guy really needs those 20 dollars for his divorce attorney...
it’s funny that rslash thought finsta meant f’ing insta 😂😂😂
"Boomers" didn't make that, they can't use computers because they are all over 65. Try to use the term properly.
As somebody who grew up dirt poor my family has had many Good Samaritans throughout the years offered to buy us food. We always jump at the chance and are very appreciative. I cannot believe that chick asked for money.
20 bucks an hour? I fuckin wish I had that, i get paid 9 euros an hour and it's considered a really good pay in my country (Portugal) Jesus christ america
This big company reminds me of what my tattooartist once told me. He was reaching out to a BIG organisation like make a wish. He offered to donate everything he makes on the next tattooconvention to their cause if they send him abanner he can put up obove his part of the conventionfloor. They said "They dont want to be assiciated with that kinda buissiness." Well too bad, the 6500€ went straight to sea shepard instead. Some organisations really seem to get out of touch with reality at some point when they start to grow
Fun fact! PhD's are paid positions (at least in most cases, notably for anyone doing lab research or teaching). I'm lucky enough to be at a well funded lab, but even as a PhD student we make around $30/hr. How are you going to offer an "internship" to someone who is already declared an expert in their field, then pay them less than their student wage?
Rslash: "They live in a pokemon?" My friend who lives in Durant, Oklahoma after I sent this to him: *wheezing laughing cause he likes pokemon*
2:51 I love it the conversations goes from "can you deliver to me" to "this is really starting to piss me off" in like 5 messages.
I make $20/hr with a high school diploma. And I'm literally listening to rslash while working. This is the easiest and highest paying job I've ever had
The guy that tried to sell the cake.. it should be a cake of a huge red flag, what a moron, it was a lovely gesture and I feel terrible for her, what a prick
"this person lives in a Durant Are they in a Pokemon?" I died laughing
I never understand why people get so butt hurt then go off on the people they are asking for sh!t from. Then the OPs dont tell them to d!e, but instead say stupid sh!t like have a nice day. Get a backbone xD
Yeah once again they didn't name the fortune 500 companies because the story is bullshit!!
durant ok probably isn't "Durant okay" and is probably Durant Oklahoma, a city that's been around since before Pokémon.
Cake guy is stupid, it's CAKE! Eat the cake!
You do realise that Durant is a city in Bryan county Oklahoma. That’s what OK stands for. Not “okay” Just checking to see if you already knew that
Did anyone else cringe at the way he said "Durant, OK?" Or am I just picky?
I cANt DriVe
You laugh but that job posting for medical research position is literally the market price for highly educated scientists in academics, which is beyond sad for a country that prides itself in being the most medically advanced in the world. People who worked on developing your COVID vaccine probably get paid less than a first year college grad. And we wonder why so many Americans don’t believe in science.
"Young Workers Don't Deserve To Be Paid!" Yep, apparently that is a thing, haven't you people watched the movie 'The pursuit of happiness'? 50 free slaves and only have to give 1 of them a job and the rest can F-off and thank you for earning us all this money for free - wow that is a good deal for the company!
I once requested a commission, but at the time, I had no idea what a commission was. I still hate that I wasted the persons time with my request, since I didn't really have the money for it, and I still don't really want to commission art anyomre..
lol
lol
Anyone else infuriated by ageism?
I hate people who say "like if you agree". Like if you agree.
The average beginning pay for someone who just got there PHD is $23 an hour in the specified field
The Food Karen Eats Pads? "I need help with food, Especially pads"
Lol I live in Durant, OK xD we got all kinds of Karens here
RADICAL
Please could someone explain what lol means in all these texts??
Try not to use Martin schkreli as the thumbnail for these things, if you actually listen to his interviews he is a really cool guy.
As an Okie I feel obligated to point out that the choosing beggar asking for the chair to be delivered isn't saying "durant ok" as in "durant okay" it's "durant ok" as in Durant, Oklahoma. xD
Was the internship a good one? I'm a little confused on it?
The lady asking for the insta url is nothing bad, until they say no. Then you just find a different url
14:02 That is the coolest cake ever.
2:22 this reminds me of a time where my friends started drawing lady parts and i got scared and hid away
From the one with the Fortune 500 company, I think I might know who. If it’s in the USA then it must be t-Mobile and Sprint! Recently in the USA they joined together, maybe because of the virus. Anyways, if you don’t know they’re both like Wi-Fi companies, if you would say. And they came together and I believe that’s them. I know that I may sound weird, but what are your thoughts ;-;
The headphones on went from 0-100000 real quick
(This is a pokemon entitled battle stop let’s get into it) Me: Durant I choose you Chad: no that’s where I live you can’t use him Me: no I won’t stop go away
As someone who has used a Community Food Bank that does delivery, on a few occasions, while some of the stuff one gets is hit-and-miss on ones' favorites list (not a fan of olives or kidney beans for instance), when they drive 30 minutes in stormy weather to deliver $200+ worth of groceries, you can't really complain too much. (That being said, it does help to know of folks who can utilize olives and kidney beans, and other things one might not be too fond of, in their own cooking.)
The first one is an r/fellowkids type thing
Cant have shit in Detroit.
LoL...
11:40 absolute perfection
A rich company cant afford a few hundred dollars? What a scam.
lol
9:16, rSlash that is legitimately terrifying.
Some men really have problems with their dicks that they project even on a CAKE!!! A CAKE!!! That's the tiniest person I ever seem in my entire life!!!
Me:*sees kids should work* Also me: oh he'll no this ain't good
If someone give me a cake that look like a poop its still cake lol
I almost stood up and applauded at the balloon artist's letter.
Thanks for the shoutout - I'm the magician/balloon artist in this video. Just a quick answer to the final question (which I get a lot): why redact the company's name? Yes, it was a Fortune 500 Company, but the lady in question was probably an assistant manager at their local store. She probably makes around $50k a year (if that) and is just trying to do her job. I wasn't trying to get a regular person like that pulled in to a viral lynch mob type of situation. Because, knowing these companies, the easiest thing for them to do would have been to fire the manager in question and make her a scapegoat. I wouldn't have slept well at night knowing that a working shmoe -- just like me -- lost her job because her company decided to make her a scapegoat for practices they were happy she deployed when it was making them money, right up until it started making them look bad. Glad you all enjoyed the story!
"exposure" is, at most, able to get you a 5 to 10% discount on stuff. You gotta sell the creator that stuff though. Have a breakdown on your analytics and show the possible reach it'll have. Like I said, only 5 to 10% discount at most though. If the creator says "no" then it's just like any Haggled transaction. Accept the cost or move on. Its would be the same as saying "what if I provided the paint for you to paint my house?" That might get the cost to go down for that service.
Slash missed that the cake dude is her HUSBAND. That cake has divorce flavour.
Lol, dude. Its a cake. Eat that sh!t and stfu.
Cake story: Doing 3D cakes is *hard*. He should be thankful she didn't just plop an edible image on it...
Durant is a city in Oklahoma, USA 🤣 I lived there and it doesn’t surprise me this happened
Whos the thumbnail? I forgot but hes evil
Man, while I was laughing at the end of 11:20 to 11:41 story, my wallet got stolen. Was stopped by security, escorted to security room, where they returned my wallet and asked me some questions, to make sure I'm not under influence. Well then, this just made my day a lot more interesting. Thanks!
About fortune 500: The choosing beggers reddit rules do not allow that. send him a personal mail in reddit and he can reveal it. Then you can reveal it on youtube.
West side Detroit = gentrified = no stabby
haha
It's Durant, Oklahoma not "durant okay" 😂😂😂
Durant, Oklahoma.
Lol I'm a factory worker and I get paid 23 euro per hour and get a 32% over that for shifting hours
lol
Durant is in Wisconsin
Wait only 800 comments?
You don't pay people in exposure, you tip in exposure
That cake was cute
I think artists should work for free so they can get exposure, which will get them more customers. They can then work for free for those customers to get even more exposure... eventually they'll start getting high profile customers such as celebrities, and they can work for free for them to get even more exposure!
I like how the text says "I live in durant ok" and Rslash said ok like okay, but OK are the initials for Oklahoma. We have a city called Durant, that's what the text meant.
My response would be "$1M for the handle, $50k/message asking me for said handle. Not because the handle's worth that much, oh no. Rather, because that's how I value the time you wasted harassing me via DM for the handle. Think carefully before responding. Good day"
For the car thing, that wasn’t his gf. He pulled that shit on his WIFE. It’s a bit harder for her to just “move on to another guy” bc that would mean a whole divorce. Still not bad advice tho...
14:05 if i had a simple chocolate cake i would be satisfied, even a normal cake with nothing, cakes are good in anyway
2:58 CORVETTE CORVETTE
I love your videos
for a fanbase that laughs at choosing beggars so much, i wouldn’t have expected so many people to be so furious that r/slash missed ONE DAY of uploading. he even uploaded a podcast and y’all are still mad! also i know lots of people are just concerned for his safety but i’ve seen a surprising amount of comments saying “rslash why aren’t you uploading??? >:(” and many of them don’t seem like jokes. maybe i’m wrong though
Thank goodness someone said it. I'm only concerned because as he stated before, he doesn't get payed if he doesn't upload anything. Maybe he's just doing something urgent today.
its Feb 21st and no vid today? what happened yall. is he okay?
There are times I forget I can not have Rslash on with no headphones....my customers might think I'm more crazy than I am
Are you alive!!?? There's no video today
Anyone else notice he didn't post a video on 2/21/2021?
WHERES RSLASH!!!!
I hope RSlash is okay
It's okay, he uploaded to his podcasts. So you can just go there
No video today?
R/ you good, you didn't post today and since you usually post I'm wondering If somthing bad happened ?
Where is 02.21.21 video? :/
Hey rslash, are you ok? You didn’t upload today at 9, or upload at all so far. Just wanted to make sure you’re alright. Update: He uploaded, it was just really late. He seems fine.
@Olivia Robin yeah I went and literally downloaded Spotify to listen to his podcast because I listen to his stories to fall asleep lol
i’m pretty sure he’s okay! he uploaded a new podcast episode. not sure why he didn’t do a youtube video, maybe there was a last minute problem. or, maybe he just wanted a break from video editing.
I feel worried
dude are you ok do want to take a break?
*karen voice* I DEMAND two episodes today because you didn't give me my episode on time >:( Okay but seriously i hope everythings okay and you're having a good day rslash, no rush we aren't actually entitled to your content haha
Oh, the podcast updated today, so i assume the youtube video just didn't post today on accident or something. Hope you're doing okay!
Looks like somethings up with his youtube i see he uploaded on spotify but not youtube
You okay r/slash? You haven’t uploaded a new episode today on FIworld. Are you okay?
Where is today’s vid?
Boomers: we want someone with years of schooling to work for us for free! Also boomers: why are young people in such debt nowadays?? Why aren't youngsters buying houses at 21 anymore??? I did it when I was thier age!
You legit just explained my mom 🤣 "Well, I was married, built my own house, and had your brother when I was 21" 🙄
That cake does look more like a smart car lol but he should just be happy he got cake
Ummmm... hi... I was promised videos everyday so I am just wondering where today's video is??? I am a single mom and I need this video. If you do not post it, I will call the police!
I don't know how will I fall asleep now. I listen to him to fall asleep ;(
check spotify and/or apple podcasts also what is a karen doing here??? :0 /j
He didnt upload today!! I hope he is ok
@letedriceatsnow normally he posts on youtube as well. Ill chdck there too
check spotify and/or apple podcasts
You ok?
check spotify and/or apple podcasts