r/Pettyrevenge OP has absolutely awful neighbors who harass him constantly. They finally go too far when they secretly poison his tomato and jalapeno plants in his backyard. So, OP decides to wage war against his neighbors by recruiting an unlikely ally: ants. He uses a very clever strategy to get all the ants in the neighborhood to swarm his neighbor's house, transforming their house into a house-sized anthill! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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11:43 I once did the same ... eating that many donuts ... but I bought them myself ... for myself. (in hindsight not a good dietary choice)
11:10 If it's popular it can't be that horrible. On the other hand, people also like peanut butter. ewww
Americans say Vegemite tastes bad cause they think we eat it by the spoon. We don't, you put it on toast or sandwiches with butter.
It was world war ant next door huh
Holy cow 25 doughnuts!🤣
The ant republic
That is a fantastic idea! If I ever live next to awful neighbors that what I'm going to do. 😈
City Hall has to have a key bind for all those calls Ctrl+F+U
Vegimite is great, the mistake it you don't use much of it and most of the time you want to have butter with it
Gotta say.. You're a Champ if you manage to down 25 donuts without getting sick
That Army of ants story, has the makings of an awesome movie.
Something similar happened to me this dude kept talking all the cupcakes in the trays I brought to the station one mic of laxatives and he was done not to mention he ate all 28 cupcakes full of as many laxatives as I could fit he had to take work off for the week
I had some lady flip out on me for using the word “we” in a sentence referring to the collective whole of society, as in “we as a society are getting dumber” something like that, she flipped her lid and was screaming, “what do you mean WE?” “Don’t count me in this ‘we’ you’re talking about.” Obnoxious and dumb, lmao.
2:31 Isn’t that attempted manslaughter? If OP were to eat the plants, they could become really sick, or possibly even die.
Your girlfriends brother isn’t your brother in law
OMG, rSlash, I hate mosquitoes. Damend flying dirty needles, as a cracked writer put it. I agree that melting alive is what should happen to every mosquito.
Forget the selfish part, how is it humanly possible to eat that many doughnuts!?!?
Oh man not Vegemite on an eclair, that's just sickening but such good revenge 😂😂😂
The doughnut thief sounds like a neckbeard because they are known to do greedy/glutinous crap like that.
Fuck ants, I'd make sure alot of spiders made their nests in their house... RELEASE THE TARANTULA
Rslash: "In Texas, that's a killing offense" me, a Texan: "Darn tootin' it is"
Lmfaoo 😂😂
If you put out a plate of donuts I'll probably take 2 and maybe that's a jerk move instead of only 1, but holy fuck I'd never think about taking all of them.
rSlash: Hosannas are Jewish songs of celebration. Me after 12 years of Catholic school: yeah, but also...
so I'm currently looking for a new job and when i get one it is going to be an amazing time. so I currently do the work for about two people and deal with regular nasty comments from my boss literally 6 people have quit because of this but i have always stuck to it because I hate not working so I'm just sitting here waiting for when i get a new job and she tries to hire one person to do my job and they quit because she is a nasty person and they don't have any reason to stay.
I doubt he ate all 25. He probably stole them, and brough them home.
Anyone else wanna hear the raccoon and fig story? Lol
The guy who ate 25 donuts was most likely an old cop... Just a thought.
11:05 Fuck you! Vegemite is DELICIOUS!
Why did u say normandie instead if ypres, ypres is way more respresenting
That ant revenge is the best one I have ever heard!! Perfect!!Ants are so hard to get rid of. I laughed throughout the whole tale!!
I work at a bank and we have fees for various reasons that are easily avoided. I was going to waive 2 or 3 $30 fees as a courtesy for a customer when they blew up like that guy did when I was explaining how to avoid the fees going forward. You're notified by email about when and why you received a fee and a letter is also sent. So after being verbally abused for 5 minutes, I mentioned that I've notated his account about this interaction and I refuse to waive the fees. He then blew up even more and asked for a supervisor who also refused to waive the fees. The guy went nuclear on the supervisor who then hung up on him, marked him as abusive, and sent the call to our back offices to decide whether or not to revoke his phone privileges either temporarily or permanently.
hey, vegemite is amazing you can use it for anything, it also tastes great I eat it out of the jar with a spoon that's how good it is. YUM!!!!
Thanks for the genius idea I'm trying this summer 👍👍👍👍👍
I had visions of a mosquito sinking and dissolving and just a little arm poking out with the thumb raised
How do you manage to eat 25 whole donuts in an hour that’s nasty
I'm pretty sure the ant story seems more like a pro revenge story than a petty revenge
When Redditor said 25 donuts in 1 hour, I went "Pfft, rookie numbers. Up it to 42 donuts"
IN TEXAS THATS A KILLING OFFNSE ! sadly we don’t live in Texas
just as good as the bee one ngl
Ok, second story, don't be a jerk business and charge extra for customers paying by phone. This isn't the dark ages.
Vegemite is only disgusting in large amounts. You should use it sparingly. Its not like peanut butter or honey. It is more salty then anything. So having it in what was excepted to be a sweet food and in large amount would have made anyone throw up. I am sitting here feeling a little sick thinking about that.
don't fuck with another mans salsa
Hey -_- Vegemite is love and life, we Australians eat it day and night by the spoon so don't you dare say it tastes horrible Just a joke but I wouldn't say it tastes horrible :)
The ants story is completely Prorevenge The neighbours threw repeated jabs finally landing a punch, and killing those plants is 100% destruction of property, so OP devised a genius strategy to deliver revenge without ever being discovered, giving the aggressors months of work and a house full of ants. Bravo OP, bravo
Please please please tell me there's a story about overripe figs and raccoons. I need that story.
It's funny how the part where it talks about the ants is so like first person text but it's not :0
5:12 the battle of Ypres was a battle fought in ww1 not Normandy :/
Okay but the one time Belgium (Ypres) gets mentioned in a video you decide to change it to France (Normandy)... I am disappointed :(
Who would win? Some angery ex-marines with attitude problems Or Some leggy bois
The comments are 888 creepy
"guy eats 25 donuts" how does he do that? i can barely eat 2 donuts by myself??
depends on the size
as a Marine I can confirm that some of them are horrible neighbors but it seems like these people are just fuck heads in general. real blue falcons if you will
Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants
For someone eating 25 doughnuts, I am surprised, that the guy couldnt hold down those eclairs, despite what they were filled with. I mean, if he puts down that amount of doughnuts, I would think he would eat everything like the glutton he is. :O
You should ABSOLUTELY read the second part of the Ant War story.
They poisoned the vegetable garden? Uh, I'm pretty sure that's ATTEMPTED MURDER there.
People. Don't steal co-workers food. We will find out and serve justice
Damn OP ant warfare is absolutely genius I might try that discreetly if a neighbor harasses me or my family
Damn OP ant warfare is absolutely genius I might try that discreetly if a neighbor harasses me or my family
"Being melted in a pool is what all mosquitos deserve" THATS MY RSLASH
i feel very offended as an australian that vegemite was call disgusting
11:09 yes i can confirm vegemite is nasty
Fuck yas all if you don't like vegemite. Your only supposed to lightly put it on toast after the butter, no margarine, butter is king. It's made out the same ingredients as beer so get some hair on yer chests boys and get stuck into it... only lightly remember. About a peanut m&m size of vegemite spread per slice of bread. Cooee cobbers
Donuts, 25 in 1 hour. Hah rookie numbers
11:10 *mate did you just say vegemite tastes horrible, you sinner?*
vegemite dont taste horrible, its just an acquired taste for some, butter or margarine helps dull the flavour though for those who are starters for it, just need to use the right amount, although use too much an it can be horrible perfect revenge on someone aussie style [im Australian]
Op litteraly called his homie shino lmao
when the ants go marching one by one, HURRA! HURRA!, i got some ants to destroy their lawn, HURRA! HURRA! off to war to remove some brats, who think their always the better ones,
the guy who polished an entire plate of doughnuts is literally Homer Simpson.
Man: Eats 25 doughnuts and gets petty revenged on. Madlad: So the limit is 24?
you have a patreon and a join button. Why is it you feel the need to paywall content? This is your final warning.
Vegemite tastes horrible? I might have to unsubscribe now... how... how could you say such a thing. Get your Vegemite and slap it in some wonder white or get outta my sub box
ha I love this man so so soooooooo emotional when he reads I'm so glad I subbed years ago/2 - 3 years ago
just read the title, its gonna be a good night. got my oreos and soda.
It said 5 lb of sugar not 15
@Bob Watson ohhhhh okay
He said 3 bags of 5lbs
As someone who lives in Texas, I can confirm that sabotaging someone's salsa garden is definitely a killing offense
When’s OP gonna invent Pym Particles
Hi mom
I know what its like to live with ants my aunt never knew how to fix her ant problem so they basically lived with em and even at night u would see alive ants going around you and if you would move you might get bit it was annoying im so glad it was only 3 weeks before moving back to my home (I live in cali they live in México)
Look for *"Rammstein - " Links 2 3 4"* Im not a fan but it's funny thinking of the story.... ( No RS they are not right, they created this so make a caricature and statement out of their misunderstood costumes, hard sounding speech - that's German for unfamiliar patterns and Intonation- which they use to make it even more a caricature ..)
Oh sh*t that’s not water
Story time! (Not petty revenge) I used to live in the south when i was young. Fire ants are a huge problem there. I was bitten quite frequently, big large bumps and welts that would itch for weeks! When I was 9 I fell asleep outside (it was warm and I was tired). It turns out I fell asleep on an ant hill!!! I woke up in pain and itching all over. My body started to swell and I had trouble breathing. My parents rushed me to the ER where we found out im allergic to fire ants! Turns out, most people, when they get bit only experience mild itching that lasts maybe a day and small red bumps. Yay for learning the hard way!!!
"Sadly, we don't live in Texas.". 😂
why do you keep swapping out phrases and words
Doughnuts: that guy must have been a pure gluten to eat all 25 doughnut.
I’m dead at the mental image of shih tzus being used as beasts of burden. 😂
@Antonio Tejada Sun Tzu wishes he was like me
@Bob Watson With those little tiny monkeys on them in the tiniest shining armor?
Shih Tzu Cavalry/ Knights
Should of put laxatives in a fresh batch of doughnuts and watch in glee when he cant move off the toilet
Who eats 25 donuts at once?? I like donuts as much as the next person, but that many?
Is this going to be like the one with the beetles?
That thumbnail made me itch so bad LMAO
that payment on a phone is a bunch of bull shit to charge 10.00 to pay a bill, I would drop that company in a heart beat
How do you even have the capacity for 25 donuts
The donut guy sounds like he has an eating disorder of some kind. If he actually ate them all and didn't just hide some for later. Eating 25 in an hr is not normal behavior.
As a Texan I can confirm: if you mess with my salsa you get the death penalty
-"We'll give aunts, LOTS of aunts!"; -"Grandma, grandpa, go home, you are drunk"
Lolll 😂😂
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The hair back of my head raised when hearing the eclairs description.
So the phone service customer service number with a $10 fee here's something that they don't really think about when they're bitching about how angry a customer is how many times we've tried to navigate through their automated system in order to get to a person how many times maybe we tried to log into make the payment online unsuccessfully so sometimes by the time we get on the phone with a rep we've already used up maybe an hour or more of our time and our energy. just something to consider before you decide to think that the person on the other end of the phone is being an a****** just because maybe you're automated phone system wasted 30 minutes of their time and piss them off before you got the call maybe your automated phone system kick them off four or five times before they finally got through maybe they attempted to enter their payment information on the automated phone system four or five times unsuccessfully before finally giving in and getting a person maybe you should just learn to accept that this is the job you took and it is your job to deal with a disgruntled customer because you don't know what they went through prior to.
The co-worker ate 2 dozen doughnuts without thinking they where for the whole team. What a selfish inconsiderate person.
LOL Mr R. Slash. Very Funny. "10:40 ate 25 doughnuts within the hour". That's really funny because the record (Guinness World Book,) for eating 15 mini chocolate doughnuts is 57:40. So I reckon 25 within an hour has to be some new "World Record" no one is, or has been previously aware of. Maybe someone should try to find them to give them the good news? I'd do a Reddit search myself but to quote The Goodies, " Show me a home, Where the buffalo roam, and I'll show you a house, with a very messy carpet. Anyhow, love your work Dahling. I don't know if you might find this useful on your travels, but, "You can't make Strawberry Jam from Pig Shit". So appropriate on so many levels.