r/Askreddit What Stranger Will You Never Forget? Do Aliens Love Dogs?

13.02.2021
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r/Askreddit In today's episode, users recount stories of strangers they will never forget, like a homeless guy who's been torn from his family and is desperate to perform a simple act of kindness, as well as a helpful stranger who returned a lost wallet without taking any of my money. You also get to hear my insane dog alien rant, which is even more ridiculous than it sounds. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit content!
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  • DO you think my dog rant is right? Would aliens love dogs?!?!?!? 👽❤️🐕

    rSlashrSlash12 päivää sitten
    • YES

      Sabrina ScrogginsSabrina Scroggins2 päivää sitten
    • If it's true, don't let them watch old yeller or Marley and me or ones like that! They won't understand and they'll think we're crazy for putting ourselves through that pain on purpose

      joshdrobny93joshdrobny932 päivää sitten
    • YES

      abdul batenabdul baten3 päivää sitten
    • That was the best rant I have ever listened too

      JessieJessie4 päivää sitten
    • Yes

      Fred The SpiderFred The Spider4 päivää sitten
  • im gae

    Stevee 90Stevee 904 tuntia sitten
    • :|

      Stevee 90Stevee 904 tuntia sitten
    • no

      Stevee 90Stevee 904 tuntia sitten
    • why mad

      Stevee 90Stevee 904 tuntia sitten
    • nice

      Stevee 90Stevee 904 tuntia sitten
  • i just heard this on spotify and i HAD to come post on the actual video.....I loved the rant about how aliens will not kill us because of dogs....you have a point lol

    Cowey SpotCowey SpotPäivä sitten
  • Dear FIworld, Please don’t demonetize this video.

    Isabella VIsabella V2 päivää sitten
  • I think cat people would hate r/slash's rant. "Why would you want a clingy puppy when you could have a cat? The Egyptians //worshipped// cats-- that's how awesome they were!" And then dog people would tell them to shove it, and then the aliens would take away all of our pets and blow us up because we don't deserve nice things.

    Raybelle AndersonRaybelle Anderson2 päivää sitten
  • I never knew how much I needed to hear this theory. Moar please! XD

    Tyler WaliaTyler Walia2 päivää sitten
  • Who is to say if aliens are real, that They be more technologically advanced than us. Maybe we visit them in the future and we are the aliens??

    Noah RayNoah Ray2 päivää sitten
  • Give aliens a puppy to find out the have a fatal allergy to them then we started a war lol. So many issues with your rant would be fun to debate but too much for a comment

    NarsosNarsos2 päivää sitten
  • Pizza is just a sandwich with out bread on rop

    harambeharambe2 päivää sitten
  • To be honest, your rant reminds me of the movie Rim of the World

    Game ShinobiGame Shinobi2 päivää sitten
  • I think cats would be a better intergalactic species. Haven't you ever heard of the movie - The Cat From Outer Space

    Nova KaneNova Kane2 päivää sitten
  • The real thing aliens would want is beef wellington

    BextoMooseBextoMoose2 päivää sitten
  • Ok, that alien dog rant is everything. Please please PLEASE info dump and ramble more often. Like I'd fucking watch 10 minute long videos of you just talking. Like no script, just talking about your fucking thoughts and memories and theories like we're talking on the phone please. I love that so much, r/slash!! 💖💖

    Mikky ReneeMikky Renee3 päivää sitten
  • I think alien would probably eat the dog.

    StruudelisStruudelis3 päivää sitten
  • ...so, can we put rslash in charge for when the aliens contact us?

    Shub NiggurathShub Niggurath3 päivää sitten
  • RSlash, our lil nerd🥰

    Kitkat29702Kitkat297023 päivää sitten
  • Please do more rant videos that theory is amazing!

    Kassandra OatesKassandra Oates3 päivää sitten
  • I disagree at the end you forget about instant ramen

    Brandon SweeneyBrandon Sweeney3 päivää sitten
  • I wanna answer the first question about 5 or 6 years ago me and my brother where in gamestop and we where looking around as kids do and we're talking to the lady behind the counter cause we're little kids we're gonna talk and an older man comes up and ask us what is popular us being nice kids tell him minecraft cause jt was pretty popular back then and he offered to buy it we obviously felt a little weird and said no and our mom came and asked what was going on well it turned out that he was a retired vet and did stuff like this all the time but I did end up getting my Dragon ball Z game that day (no the old man didn't buy it my mom did)

    Brandon SweeneyBrandon Sweeney3 päivää sitten
  • Smoke some DMT if you want to know what the aliens REALLY want!

    Alex WilhelmAlex Wilhelm3 päivää sitten
  • We live in a society

    Andrés ColínAndrés Colín3 päivää sitten
  • Aliens and Cinnamon Buns, huh? Reminds me of Animorphs. Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill the prince of the Andalits loves those

    ShiroShiro3 päivää sitten
  • OMG your dog/alien rant was absolutely amazing!

    jsdthebruinjsdthebruin4 päivää sitten
  • I had been working at this store for close to a year, and had this customer that stopped by every couple days. We struck up a conversation, and as time went on, several months, we became (I thought) casual friends. Around 4 months or so after I met him, he came in and was in pretty sad shape. He said he'd lost his job, and had just been evicted and even though he had a good prospect, the landlord wouldn't hear it. So, I let him stay at my place, ostensibly for a week or so. I got pretty trashed that weekend, and when I came to, he'd stolen my car, and robbed the store I worked at with my keys. I did finally get the car back, but had to travel from Florida to the far side of Kansas to get it. I changed a lot that week, and not for the better.

    SontarSontar4 päivää sitten
  • Listening to all the stories of people running into supportive strangers and overcoming their addiction to alcohol had me thinking about my father. Who has been an alcoholic longer than I have been alive.... he is back in the states because he needed to get special treatment because his body is essentially falling about... it has gotten so bad that even getting a minor cut can be life threatening because his body can't heal as fast.. so it might take a week to even close. And THEN the story where the guy was working the suicide hot line also reminded me of my father... who has told me to my face that he didnt have the "courage to kill himself" So he has essentially opted for drinking himself to death...... and so far he is succeeding... the part the especially got me, was when he mentioned that if you have a plan it basically makes it to where you can't kill yourself..... because you have something to look forward to... I can't stop crying now.... fm

    DraxDaMC DeSaDraxDaMC DeSa4 päivää sitten
  • alien: what do you posess humans: we have this creature, it loves cuddles, you know what a cuddle is? alien: oh yes hugs, we lo- OH MY GOD IS THAT THe creature? humans: yes, are you scared? alien: can i give it cuddles? dog: please let me lick the shit out of that green thing human: yes, look -releases dog- alien: we are peaceful

    Sabol AntonSabol Anton4 päivää sitten
  • Oh they'll want our puppies, but they can try and pry them out of my cold dead hands! Those are MY puppies!

    MaugreMaugre4 päivää sitten
  • Your story reminds me of the outer limits episode, To serve man. It may not be the dog that they're after.

    sam2x13sam2x134 päivää sitten
  • Just watched this episode at the weirdest time. Had to drop my dog off at the animal hospital this morning coz he hasn't been able to pee in 2 days. Emergency surgery was successful and they took out 1.1L of urine from his bladder but they have to keep him under monitor for the next few days. I've been crying since last night just from the stress of leaving my best friend there. And this episode just warmed me up bit knowing we don't deserve dogs because they're too good for us. Also, crazy coincidence, tonight one of the regular strays around my apartment building ended up on my floor (5th floor, but I think he got stuck here because of the current typhoon going on so he was wandering the building) of course I fed him and he finally let me close enough to touch him for the first time. Dogs are the best and I totally 100% agree that Earth's GDP to other planets would be dogs

    Stephanie SharpeStephanie Sharpe4 päivää sitten
  • They would probably still kill us all once they found out all the animal abuse and cruelty... i love plant earth. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jk.

    missis_sippymissis_sippy5 päivää sitten
  • I have this medical card in my wallet (it had info about my hemophilia). One day my wallet was stolen and I had no idea how to get a new one. The next day someone texted me (the card had my whole name so she probably googled to get my number) and said that she found the card on the seat of a buss and asked if I could meet her to get them back. She was soo sweet and I thanked her so much for it. I had forgotten about it until this video. I also was a stranger that did a random act of kindness. When I was looking for a new phone this old man comes into the store. He looked like he was living in the woods, annyway, he wanted to buy a new phone too and knew which one he wanted. The registered told him the amount and he pulls out this bag filled with money but the store didn't take physical money annymore. The guy looked a disspointed as if he didn't know what to do next. I steped forward and said that I could pay for it with my card and he could give me the cash in hand. They guy thanked me so much and I could see the cashiers eyes lit up at my kind action. It was really no biggie, I even gained 1$

    FridayFriday5 päivää sitten
  • I was a bouncer for a number of years. Used to find wallets, credit cards, etc etc all the time. The ONE time I took the initiative to find the owner of a wallet I found, the guy blew up on me and tried to get me fired for stealing all his cash (wallet had everything else, including credit cards). He went to the cops, got subpoenas for security cameras, the whole nine yards. He claimed to have had 10k in cash and that I MUST have taken it. Turns out some woman he had been buying drinks for all night (and showing his "wad" off to) had stolen his wallet, and his cash before leaving with another guy. Never got an apology.

    Depth ChargeDepth Charge5 päivää sitten
  • Dude I love the movie Abyss

    MacKennanennaMacKennanenna5 päivää sitten
  • A stranger I'll never forget was this guy on my very first time flying, I had a connecting flight that was missed due to current flight being late and second one leaving early. I was panicked, and trying not to lose my mind as it was my first time flying, first time in the US, it was crazy. The next flight I got on I was seated to a man in the military (I'm unsure of what branch) travelling home. We were in the back and he was given the option to move to first class but he opted to stay with me for the three hour flight. He kept me calm, we shared stories and he was super nice. Once we left the flight however, he just said goodbye and vanished off in the crowd.

    CreepypastaPuddingCreepypastaPudding6 päivää sitten
  • not for aliens who are looking for new home. they probably gona wipe humanity and adop our dogs. or make us their pets. or whatever

    ant honyant hony6 päivää sitten
  • This was such a great, and somewhat emotional video, particularly towards the end. And you killed it with that rant. Wtf was that? Why would you include that with this video? That story about the suicide hotline was heart wrenching, especially for people who are in or have been in a similar situation. And you completely ruined that story with your idiotic rant. Great job.

    SarilySarily6 päivää sitten
  • A thing about dogs I had heard recently is that in our attempts to selectively breed dogs, one of the traits that they developed actually prevents them from fully becoming an adult mentally. They are essentially puppies mentally throughout most of their lives.

    HV HyperVelocityHV HyperVelocity6 päivää sitten
  • Adding to the alien/dog conspiracy: we become the aliens dogs.

    K.M KnightK.M Knight6 päivää sitten
  • My last dog was beaten and very injured when he was dumped in my small town. I took him in and had 15 wonderful years with him. I looked up to him because he loved people despite his rough start

    Ramona AndersonRamona Anderson6 päivää sitten
  • Aliens are probably Imperial British

    Kyaw YaKyaw Ya6 päivää sitten
  • So here is my story about a stranger I’ll never forget so me and my family were having a holiday in Orlando first time out of Europe and we were going to all the theme parks we were at volcano bay part of the universal studio package and we met a gut who advised us that since we were early we should head straight for the aqua coaster no line me my brother my dad and my sister went on it twice and saw the guy again we thanked him and he told us to just have fun Edit: this was last year

    Joe LowesJoe Lowes6 päivää sitten
  • My story: Many years ago when I was on my way to school, I found a late 30s lady laying down on the floor at the bottom of the housing block. I was curious, so I went up and asked her what's wrong. She begins to wail and flailing around while screaming she's in pain. I did a quick scan of her body and saw that one of her legs was injured so I told her not to move too much but she still flailing around while cry screaming, so I grabbed her injured leg to hold it steady. She kicked me a few times (luckily not that hard) while still screaming. I hold her legs for like 30 seconds before letting go because I don't want to get kicked anymore. Then I heard an old woman yelling above. When I looked up, it was on the 1st level. The old woman was scolding the lady about: "Why did you jump down from the 1st level!? Why do you want to die just because of a man!? If you want to die go to higher floor and jump!?" and the lady yelling back with snot and tears all over her face: "Why do you bother how I want to die!? I scared of height so I jump down from the 1st level!?" and I was like 'Woah... real-life soap opera drama'. It wasn't long until an older gentleman came up to me and tried to calm the lady down while I went to one side to call the ambulance. It wasn't long till the ambulance arrived with the paramedics in tow and I told the older gentleman that I need to leave or I will be late for class. He agree and I left with an excuse to tell my teacher on why am I late. I will never forget the lady, the old woman and the older gentleman and that space where she was on whenever I walk by.

    KithKith6 päivää sitten
  • I get that you're joking about aliens and dogs, but I have to say, I think you might have misunderstood the ending of The Abyss, both technically and metaphorically. For one, the reason the aliens replayed the messages between the diver and his wife was to illustrate the fact that the guy sacrificed himself to disarm the nuke and thereby save the aliens it may have harmed or killed (who knows if they were actually vulnerable to the nuke, the point is, it was an clear act of war), despite the fact that to get to the nuke to disarm it, he had to sacrifice his own life, and hurt his wife and friends by dying, all to save the aliens, even before knowing the aliens had the power to wipe out humanity. I also think you may have misjudged the aliens intentions. They didn't threaten humanity with destruction until AFTER the psycho marine tried to nuke them. After displaying their power, and then calling off the destruction, they came to the surface, so as to reveal themselves to the world. That suggests peaceful intentions. I suspect the writers wanted us to get the impression that the aliens saw humans as a potential threat to themselves and the other forms of life on Earth, and considered wiping us out not to save themselves or steal our planet, but to protect the planet and themselves from the violent humans, only to change their minds about us after seeing our capacity for self-sacrifice for the greater good, as demonstrated by the diver's sacrifice. Also, any race of beings capable of travelling across the stars and weaponizing our own oceans wouldn't need t warn us they were going to attack, if they had malicious intent. They wouldn't hide at the bottom of the oceans, they'd destroy us from space. Therefore, the aliens were there to observe us, and find out if we're worth interacting with.

    Alden L.Alden L.7 päivää sitten
  • if aliens came for most of the dogs, the homeless dogs and all the dog shelters will be empty!! All the dogs will finally have a home and that'll put a smile to my face!

    Toxic DemonToxic Demon7 päivää sitten
  • My cat is not amused by balls of yarn. He much prefers hair ties, shoe laces, and boxes.

    CypressinaCypressina7 päivää sitten
  • Someone paid $100 to renew my license when I did not have the money and she refused to be paid back

    cadpig luckycadpig lucky7 päivää sitten
  • When he started talking about puppies could save us from aliens destroying us I kind got lost for a second but then I thought about it and I’m like oh ok

    SecondSecond7 päivää sitten
  • You see, taking a point and proving it sensibly is a sign of a good friend; at least, in my eyes.

    Doen SnikdujDoen Snikduj7 päivää sitten
  • Dang, rslash is having a shower thoughts moment

    Robert RoweRobert Rowe7 päivää sitten
  • Love the nerd-our session at the end

    Gavin HarrillGavin Harrill7 päivää sitten
  • R/slash, I LOVED your rant. It felt like I was listening to a person right next to me rather than a FIworld video. Plus I agree.

    Kaylen CorreiaKaylen Correia7 päivää sitten
  • Thanks for taking the risk of demonetization for the inclusion of certain storys like that hotline one.

    ZapprZappr8 päivää sitten
  • Someone needs to turn the rSlash Dog Rant into a copypasta

    River Greystoke IIRiver Greystoke II8 päivää sitten
  • Where is your tinfoil hat

    Thot DetectorThot Detector8 päivää sitten
  • Alien cats like Earth food, particularly ice cream and pudding It's the only reason why we're still alive

    megashadowmewmegashadowmew8 päivää sitten
  • It all really depends on what kind of aliens they cause some are like hive minds or some are like you said more logical and will want to trade

    Dominick SanchezDominick Sanchez8 päivää sitten
  • Is anyone thinking about Babylon 5 when rSlash is doing his Dog Rant? Also, spoilers, if you haven't seen the entire series yet, don't click down! I mean, the Narns have Swedish Meatballs, but don't call it that, and (I know this isn't true) maybe the Minbari decided not to destroy all Humanity because of Dogs!

    Mystic Z FoxMystic Z Fox8 päivää sitten
  • Your theory falls apart in not considering alien psychology. They could be a hive mind(the borg or district 9) or they could be hyper-bureaucratic like the Vogons and only care about earth as just another number on a spreadsheet. Also the Canid shape as animals could exist on like...any planet with life. IN coming to earth the only thing you could really think anyone would care about is probably humans. Nothing else would really be that special or important since if it was the animals well...they probably have animals too. But another intelligent species would be an anomaly.

    Virgo vVirgo v8 päivää sitten
  • Your dog rant was cool and all but what's going to stop them from simply exterminating mankind and leaving the dogs? Humans in general treat our pets and our planet really poorly. These kind creatures who show us loyalty and love are easily tossed aside and abandoned daily. If anything I'd say how we treat our pets would probably be counted as a reason for extermination.

    Jesusmay DavidJesusmay David8 päivää sitten
  • To an alien culture the "blue planet" is probably prized for it's commodity that is water.

    Cap'n Obed MarshCap'n Obed Marsh8 päivää sitten
  • My stranger story: when I was 13 I stubled across an old man at the library reading a newspaper. He saw that I was alone and shit, so he started talking about everything under the moon. He told me me about his life and family. I told him that I wanted to become a sailor, no one had ever supported me in that decision he just said "go for it son" and I did, I have an apprenticeship comming up and all that. Sadly I read he passed away a few weeks back, but I will never forget that moment because without any reason he just told me to go for it. That man was a 1 hour grandpa to me.

    Sir pinkbladeSir pinkblade8 päivää sitten
  • I've experienced firsthand how a compliment goes a really, really long way with some men. When my boyfriend and I first met through a Discord gaming group and started spending more time one on one, we eventually got around to wanting to know what we looked like IRL. When he sent me his picture, I told him I thought he was really handsome and he has a strong, attractive jawline. That's when we went from being just friendly to more flirty with each other and now nearly a year later, we're madly in love with each other. Every now and then he tells me how he still thinks about that compliment and it makes me so happy knowing that's a source of joy for him 🥰

    ItsMeSeanieItsMeSeanie8 päivää sitten
  • Who knew I needed to hear that dog rant!?!?

    Jeremy SigangaJeremy Siganga8 päivää sitten
  • Please don't tell me you believe in lizard people and the flat earth theory as well😂

    The Real AsianThe Real Asian8 päivää sitten
  • 8:57 that story reminds me of the Alec bennjamin's song jesus in LA and the last part is litalary a part of the song.

    Tharuka WijesingheTharuka Wijesinghe8 päivää sitten
  • I want more rSlash rants!

    Angel S BolanderAngel S Bolander8 päivää sitten
  • I agree with you , dog is best thing that happen with mankind ☺️☺️

    Edbert FEdbert F9 päivää sitten
  • some one properly chewed me out because didn't have a mask 1 he didn't have a mask 2 i CAN NOT breathe in them at all 3 they give me rashes 4 four other people didn't have a mask him, me, my mate, my mate's mate, the shop keeper and the manager 5 that guy looked like he was gunna abuse me. 6 he's more racist than my granddad 7 he's white 8 quite dapper looking but in his 30-40s, you could defo tell his words would turn demons on "you n word needs a efing smack in the mouth. you 13 14 year olds need to efing kill ya selves, n words." (now walking and screaming out of the shop) efing n words

    WolfanianWolfanian9 päivää sitten
  • So many problems with the rant/theory. He says if they want gold they should go to a planet full of it, but we don’t know if there is a planet like that. And what about cats? Cats can show loyalty and relieve stress. I do love the theory but it is highly unlikely.

    Edward BowenEdward Bowen9 päivää sitten
  • I remember in Middle School we had some kind of physical fitness test for gym and being overweight I was having a bit of a hard time keeping up with everyone else on the track so was the last one still running. Two girls ran with me. I never really knew them and didn't even know their names but thinking back that was one of the sweetest things that they did just to make sure that I wasn't running all alone.

    WarpedPandaWarpedPanda9 päivää sitten
  • I'm convinced

    Indi JonesIndi Jones9 päivää sitten
  • I prefer cats myself. :)

    SashikuSashiku9 päivää sitten
  • Puppies fix everything!!!!!

    Shannon WoramShannon Woram9 päivää sitten
  • I no want kill you, you have dog.

    Waffles _400Waffles _4009 päivää sitten
  • Haha this rant was awesome! This is my favourite episode of R/Slash of all time!

    Zane StathakisZane Stathakis9 päivää sitten
  • Cat people would also have developed space travel so they could get AWAY from society.

    Max MogaveroMax Mogavero9 päivää sitten
  • Ok the fact that old man was able to put a tire on a rim with some soapy water and a pry bar in a parking lot is pretty epic, props to that guy!

    AGN 728AGN 7289 päivää sitten
  • I’ll tell you the story of the neighbor I’ll never forget, When my mom remarried to my step dad we lived with him for a few years but we had this old lady who lived next door. We would always see her outside taking out the trash. Never seen her leave her house and she didn’t have a husband. She had some wild cats who would stop at her house. She really scared me because every time me and my bro would play outside and saw her she would stare at us. We returned recently to check on our house and she wasn’t there. She was so creepy.

    Salty SceptileSalty Sceptile9 päivää sitten
  • I read a lot of science fiction. More in-depth theories have been discussed about why aliens would care about our planet. Almost all of them have to do with the planet being able to support life within a certain distance from its star, plentiful water and air (both helpful for carbon-based life forms - they might have to slightly change the breathable atmosphere slightly using machinery), and a fairly young and small star for longevity. Also things like having nearby asteroid belts for mining and supporting more outposts within the area. I find these to be more believable reasons to care about our planet as a desired reason to do something with it or its inhabitants. Maybe dogs would be a bonus, but more than likely the aliens would just do what some sci-fi books have done and just use a non-destructive biological agent to wipe most life forms from the planet and then move on in. Sucks, I know =\

    WarLoochWarLooch9 päivää sitten
  • Human labor, who’s to say aliens wouldn’t see us a pets or free labor

    Olivia MooreOlivia Moore9 päivää sitten
  • How high are you?? RSLASH: YES!

    Daniel IbarraDaniel Ibarra9 päivää sitten
  • Call me a baby, but I’d have loved a warning on the s*icide story. I’ve had to talk down my best friend enough times that just hearing about the subject makes it hard to breathe. It doesn’t help 90% of the stories are entitled parents or genuinely sweet stuff. It was a bit unexpected :(

    Jade AnnabelJade Annabel9 päivää sitten
  • So rslash is pro slave labor and puppy mills

    MrPowerpenMrPowerpen9 päivää sitten
  • The dog rant was the most hilarious and sweetest thing I've heard this year!

    Abi HAbi H9 päivää sitten
  • The dogs and aliens thing is actually super interesting!! I think cats would definitely be of interest too though, since they domesticated themselves and are still more wild than other domesticated creatures, but they’re still super loving, and the love from a cat is extra special. And they’d probably find the fact that a cat’s purr scientifically has healing properties

    Waffles • 63 years agoWaffles • 63 years ago9 päivää sitten
  • Bro that alien dog rant was epic

    Tom EckhausTom Eckhaus9 päivää sitten
  • I like the idea of xcom and xcom2 that if aliens visit us it would be to use our dna to benefit themselves for example in txcom the aliens invade us because they suffer from chronic muscle atrophe and needed our dna to fix it

    AidanAidan9 päivää sitten
  • I remember a compliment from 3 years ago someone said I had a cool shirt and that was the last compliment I've gotten

    Osiris HardyOsiris Hardy9 päivää sitten
  • Lol, rSlash has thought about dogs n aliens ALOT...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    JMJM10 päivää sitten
  • your dog rant is beautiful

    Bug ZimmBug Zimm10 päivää sitten
  • R/slash lost it and instead of puppy bloopers, he gave us puppy rants.

    Zero BoltZero Bolt10 päivää sitten
  • All advanced civilizations have factors like greed and the desire to expand. Aliens wouldn't care about love, they would care if we have something they dont

    Last Brain CellLast Brain Cell10 päivää sitten
  • Pro tip: If you live in the US you can place a lost wallet in any USPS and it will be delivered to the adress on the ID free of charge.

    Yell JalYell Jal10 päivää sitten
  • yes dogs (probably) won't exist for aliens, but there may be creatures that come close to dogs. there would definitely be lifeforms domesticated by aliens, and even if they dont have a companion as loyal and affectionate as a dog, they would probably be able to biologically engineer it, since they would have technology advanced enough to travel an uncountable amount of lightyears

    BigBrain69BigBrain6910 päivää sitten
  • Good ol Ax and his cinnamon buns

    Golden EspeonGolden Espeon10 päivää sitten
  • If you could just make more videos of your rants, I would be very happy thank u

    cak3popcak3pop10 päivää sitten
  • %100 down for more rSlash rants

    Katie MyersKatie Myers10 päivää sitten
  • A stranger i remember was one at the restaurant i used to work at. I am a chef and I was cleaning up the buffet wearing a surprisingly clean apron. This lady walks up asking about her togo order. I'm like I can't check you out but your food should be ready in just a minute (was a pizza I had in the Woodfired oven at that moment also only order). She gave me the dirtiest look ever... like seriously I'm cooking your food not some lowly peon... I basically was the lead cook under the boss. Either she didn't like my nice stripey skullcap (to keep hair out of your food) or my actually cleanish apron... whatever your lucky I dont mess with food

    Jean DobbsJean Dobbs10 päivää sitten
  • Thinking about what aliens would like of Earth takes me straight to Xenoblade Chronicles X, and specifically the Manon race... The Manon say (and confirmed by other races) that they're the 2nd most technologically advanced in the universe, and are a great help in humanity's struggle to survive the new world we landed on; Many humans question how they're so advanced yet so lazy, and the Manon's response is, "we're advanced BECAUSE we're lazy! better to build something to do a thing we don't wanna do, so we don't have to do it more than once", or something like that... Anyway, they start learning about our culture and such, but the one thing that sent them into a frenzy is pizza... they LOVE pizza! In one quest, it has us trade a frozen pizza to one dude for something we needed, and he eats it immediately... we tell him he's supposed to bake it first and he's like "wait, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE EVEN BETTER?!". And in another quest, we we're supposed to aid in the choosing of a representative for all the xeno-races that had joined us... the Manon's candidate wanted to make pizza a currency... So in conclusion, what an alien race might like is definitely subjective, to say the least...

    Kyzoren D. TirremKyzoren D. Tirrem10 päivää sitten
  • Big brain rslash

    matthew colemanmatthew coleman10 päivää sitten
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