r/Choosingbeggars JOB OPENING: PhD required. Pay: $0

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  • The light mode ones are atrocious

    ShrimpShrimpPäivä sitten
  • 3:00 sorry link i cant give Credit.come back when your a little hmmm richer

    Squaridot !Squaridot !Päivä sitten

    Andrija RasicAndrija Rasic3 päivää sitten
  • Me:whatch vidio Vidio: job offer gor 2 bucks an hour +snakes Me: hell yea i get the snake

    Judeas The fallenJudeas The fallen3 päivää sitten
  • 9:23 This dude would have been fired. I would never have tolerated any adult whining about not getting paid vacation days if he used them up. My god.

    vvitch mistvvitch mist5 päivää sitten
  • A fortnight is 14 days, so Nicole was actually even worse than you thought

    Maria SatoMaria Sato5 päivää sitten
  • First story had me confused. Zoning out was a bad idea, lol

    Nicole MyersNicole Myers5 päivää sitten
  • Why is it the stupidest people always thinks they are the smartests ones? Dunning Kruger effect 😂

    Vrexx PotvinVrexx Potvin6 päivää sitten
  • The reason the stupidest people think they are the smartest person in the room is the Dunning-Kruger effect. Basically without knowledge people think they are intelligent because they don't know just how much there is to know.

    David BeckleyDavid Beckley6 päivää sitten
  • A fortnight is two weeks, not 10 days.

    BarbaraBarbara6 päivää sitten
  • FYI: A fortnight is 14 days, not 10.

    jstrahan2jstrahan27 päivää sitten
  • The dumbest people think they’re the smartest in the room because of the Dunning Kruger effect. They’re too dumb to be aware of their shortcomings and therefore, they think they have none.

    NamelessNameless7 päivää sitten
  • when I want to sell my GoPro with extra gear for it and looks brand new because I used it like 5 times Got an offer for 20 euros . I told him I'm not selling for such low price . He was like you should be thanking me that I offered you this much I could say 10 euros after all I told him sorry that's to low again He - Well I can buy a better camera for less than 10 euros I was like ok good luck and blocked him

    Chaos AsakuraChaos Asakura9 päivää sitten
  • for the guy who wanted a man to work as a technician for free. my mom when she was in training was really good at technician and never got low prices since literally anyone who could afford a house could pay her for the full price. she even told me great stories about the times one of her co-worker's face turned white when he felt mt hiccup whilst being in her stomach and she let him feel her belly. legend has it that same man still has a ghostly white face to this day.

    DodgerX598DodgerX59810 päivää sitten
  • "Why do dumb people always think they're the smartest person in the room?" "The Fool believes himself a wise man, while the Wise Man knows he is a fool."/ "The Fool believes he knows everything, while the Wise man knows he knows nothing." -Some old proverb I think this proverb shows EXACTLY why that is. Smart people are aware of just how much stuff is out there that they still yet do not know, becoming more modest as a result, but an idiot, in their arrogance and ignorance, believes themself to be above others without any clear proof.

    BoneBeastKimimaroBoneBeastKimimaro11 päivää sitten
  • Choosing Beggar Vtuber Karens.... The prophecy have been fulfilled, the endtimes have begun..

    tiraXpyrrhatiraXpyrrha11 päivää sitten
  • "Take the time to think" "No, you take your 'exposure' and shove it up your ass"

    SpiicySpiicy11 päivää sitten
  • I would be happy to take care of that dog for free as long as they gave me food. My dog loves company.

    Jacob TanJacob Tan12 päivää sitten
  • Borrowmydoggy

    Hannah CallowHannah Callow12 päivää sitten
  • 🖕👁👄😭

    Service Not FoundService Not Found13 päivää sitten
  • Fun fact: a domain and hosting runs you around 20-60 bucks A YEAR

    Fred latin MedicFred latin Medic13 päivää sitten
  • Lol I'm usually the dumbest person in the room but I always try to tell everybody that but they refuse to believe me because I'm a wee bit of a sesquipedalian and have a random assortment of facts that most people don't seem to know.

    fairy tale forever Lilyfairy tale forever Lily13 päivää sitten
  • Honestly a choosing beggar publicly lambasting an artist for not doing work for free is one of the best things I've seen happen for artists. People come out in DROVES offering to give them money just to make the choosing beggar feel like an idiot.

    JellyRiqJellyRiq13 päivää sitten
  • I forget the video but I remember on a (from what I recall) choosingbeggars episode the intro said entitledparents XD

    ScpReactsScpReacts13 päivää sitten
  • Is itmjusst me or does he sound a little like sunnleskhan?

    James simonJames simon15 päivää sitten
  • “I’m selective with the people I extend this offer to” And I’m selective about who I take commissions from. I only take commissions from people who will pay

    The Table Of LegendThe Table Of Legend15 päivää sitten
  • 4:27 so this choosingbeggar is offering 60 USD for a PS4 and psvr which cost about 600 USD brand new... And The three games are probably Like 100 USD combined so in total this choosingbeggar is offering 60 USD for stuff that costs about 700 USD and The best thing is that this Guy is selling all of this stuff that would Be 700 USD for 300 USD so its over 50% cheaper which is a great deal

    turskaking gamingturskaking gaming16 päivää sitten
  • To answer the why are the dumbest people the most confident, it’s an effect know as the Dunning Kruger effect. The more inexperienced the more confident, the more experience the less confident

    DuobladeDuoblade16 päivää sitten
  • "50k followers" *a few seconds later* "hundreds of followers" So, which one is it?

    Nocturnal XNocturnal X16 päivää sitten
  • Hey that 1 year olds Karen was pretty generous... ...I mean her offering snacks...blew me away...really!! xD

  • "Your obviously a very degenerated individual indeed." - Wait.. The person doesn't even know the difference between "your" and "you're"!?

    LostEternityLostEternity16 päivää sitten
  • If I had to choose a random ass golden retriever or my gerberian shepskie im choosing the shepskie

    Ryan’s hellholeRyan’s hellhole16 päivää sitten
  • Tbh, $20 a day was pretty common for a baby sitting gig when I was a teenager

    Derek ThorntonDerek Thornton16 päivää sitten
  • I don't understand why people think if you ask someone to cover your shift then you can keep all the money....that's not how it works.

    Omega RowleyOmega Rowley16 päivää sitten
  • “Oh soo i made you a house and NOW i have to pay for your bills??? Heck off” i kinda also a good example for 7:01 (or i feel like that)

    Esa vata mexicana llamada elsaEsa vata mexicana llamada elsa17 päivää sitten
  • “You know what. Your a scumbag, taking peoples money near Christmas, SCAMMER.” But...they didn’t take your money. That’s why you’re mad. Jfc these people are idiots.

    Norm RayosNorm Rayos17 päivää sitten
  • Oh no that vtuber is giving us a bad rep

    Apple JuiceApple Juice17 päivää sitten
  • I think neko is pronounced Nee co ❤️

    Rhi LackRhi Lack17 päivää sitten
  • There was one time where I got a big bag of candy but there was this one girl who tried to steal it she got detention lol

    Melissa SolanoMelissa Solano17 päivää sitten
  • If anyone raised there voice at there getting knock the f out . And that's mild .

    Chris GilletteChris Gillette17 päivää sitten
  • I’m friends with a number of programmers and several have told me that periodically they will get to a point in the interview where the hiring company will ask them about doing a small coding project of some sort. Which ones they go forward with depends on a few thing, like complexity and length of the sample project, and if it’s on the production server (meaning that their “test” work has a financial impact on the company). If it’s longer than a couple of hours and/or it’s code currently on the production server, they expect to get paid. If the hiring company is making money off of the “interview” by working on production code they should be willing to pay for what it actually is, contract work. And if the company wants them to dedicate a long time to the project where they could be doing more interviews, then they should be compensated for that too. This latest one a friend told me about wanted a 20 hr “sample” project to be done over 2 weeks for a “client” that was a team member who would evaluate the project (including client interaction)… all unpaid.

    Mildred CadyMildred Cady17 päivää sitten
  • On top of not being a paid position and wanting a PHD for the job they want a FUCKING COVER LETTER!! The nerve.

    CalledMooCalledMoo17 päivää sitten
  • "Job needed for hard worker. Best employee you will ever have. Must have 4 months paid vacation before starting work." Hey, why won't anyone hire me?

    Noah EllisNoah Ellis17 päivää sitten
  • 'why is it that the dumb person think they are smart' because they are too dumb to know that they don't know XD

    Archer2kippArcher2kipp17 päivää sitten
  • SNAX??!!? Sign me up!

    Scooter BondScooter Bond18 päivää sitten
  • The reason why dumb people think they are so smart is because they are too stupid to realize how stupid they actually are.

    PsychoMantisPsychoMantis18 päivää sitten
  • Wow, I accidentally bumped the subtitles button and I don't know what it is doing but none of the words make sense!

    Sasha LeftleySasha Leftley18 päivää sitten
  • Ngl, I'd actually take up the dog sitter for a golden retriever offer. I love doggos but I don't have a pet of my own ☹

    Bob SmithBob Smith18 päivää sitten
  • CB holding a thesaurus in one hand and texting with the other: I'm gonna own this pleb so good with my stunning intellect.

    FlammenXCIFlammenXCI18 päivää sitten
  • Anyone else sat here like I'll look after your doggo for 2 weeks.... Pick him up on the 1st of never

    onix moononix moon18 päivää sitten
  • 14:26 I've got something on that subject! fiworld.info/goon/Y5e6x5HDy3dpqp8/videot.html

    PeaPeePeaPee18 päivää sitten
  • Yo that’s crazy right even though it’s just $300 a PlayStation for PlayStation VR 2 PlayStation controllers One PlayStation VR cost $300 lol

    Pierce ParkerPierce Parker18 päivää sitten
  • Obviously for those wanting free work from professionals all you have to do is give them a fake resume "work" there a week and use them as a reference. Yes I'm 22 and have 12 years of experience and 10 year degree in fact I worked for a company that proves it.

    Nuker WolfNuker Wolf18 päivää sitten
  • Was that Vtuber one Pokimane

    Charles Cardno-timneyCharles Cardno-timney18 päivää sitten
  • not gonna lie i would take pet for couple of days to take care, but just because i love animals and can't have one myself at the moment :D

    laura wolflaura wolf18 päivää sitten
  • Trying to sleep to rslash's beautiful voice but I have to constantly pick up my phone to skip HOUR LONG ADS.

    NahKneeNahKnee18 päivää sitten
  • "Degenerated" isn't the right word, either. CB seems to be trying to describe OP as a degenerate, without understanding the context of the word.

    Alden L.Alden L.19 päivää sitten
  • I'm pretty sure there was a another thumbnail like this

    jackietheboi32jackietheboi3219 päivää sitten
  • 4:44 bruh those prices are so cheap a used psvr setup alnoe costs 300 controllers are 45 a piece the 3 games depending what they are, are 30-60 a price and idk whatvthe ps4 is but still that is a steal

    DbestDbest19 päivää sitten
  • Oh man, I love this subreddit, but sometimes it actually makes me angry lol-

    Armxndo /Armxndo /19 päivää sitten
    • Ikr 😅

      Bob WatsonBob Watson19 päivää sitten
  • how many adverts do ya need mate hahahah

    Revo enagagedRevo enagaged19 päivää sitten
  • Oh my god the vtuber one, I'm a vtuber and in the community and a similar interaction became such a meme in the community. The phrase "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" was my favorite part of the exchange

    Regan KraussRegan Krauss19 päivää sitten
  • 14:25 because they're too dumb to know they're not

    jayden the zoah kingjayden the zoah king19 päivää sitten
  • That office beggar made think of one from a previous occupation. She was loud & thought that she was in charge. When she went on extended leave for a procedure, it was quiet & joyful. When she returned & shortly "moved on" to new opportunities, I lead the charge in celebrating her absence...I brought slow cooked honey glazed ham for our potluck.

    Shoestring StudioShoestring Studio19 päivää sitten
  • 12:11 rSlash didn’t offer to pay for the video!

    ZothyrusZothyrus19 päivää sitten
  • 3rd story: * *about a piano* * Me, a jojo fan: *_ll vento doro plays_*

    jotaro kujo and Star platinumjotaro kujo and Star platinum19 päivää sitten
  • My dad says, “Those who think they know everything are especially trying to those of us who do.”

    Michal HannaMichal Hanna19 päivää sitten
  • People who are true youtubers or anything they will pay and won't try and use their follower account.

    EmmaEmma19 päivää sitten
  • Actually Rslash the babysitting choosing beggar is not too terrible as a job for a housewife so long as the sitter can watch the kid from her home. if that is the case then you are basically getting paid almost $5.00 per hour when food is included to just watch a child. Even better if the housewife is already watching one of her own kids. Its basically an extra $200 a week of income for not doing much more than you would normally do. Ya its not the best pay but still not terrible either.

    santhinalsanthinal19 päivää sitten
  • Fortnight is 14 days, not ten.

    alfr1alfr119 päivää sitten
    • Work fortnight?

      Bob WatsonBob Watson19 päivää sitten
  • Does anyone actually think these ads would work?

    Kali MaxineKali Maxine19 päivää sitten
  • honestly, if i was a retired person, and i saw a small company struggling with the knowledge i have, id probably be willing to come in for a day or two a week. i probably wouldnt be asking for monetary compensation, but id definitely want something in return

    Jersey VegasJersey Vegas19 päivää sitten
  • Why do the dumbest people think they're the smartest in the room? It's called the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Essentially, you have to be of a certain level of intelligence in order to understand your own intellectual level.

    Nathan RiceNathan Rice19 päivää sitten
  • Some vtubers ((some that is starting out)) think there worth something because they have 50 to 16k subscribers

    bloosith frozolbloosith frozol19 päivää sitten
  • “why is it always the dumbest people that think they’re the smartest in the room?” dunning and kruger would like a word, lmao

    Jynxi JuxtapozeJynxi Juxtapoze19 päivää sitten
  • OMG she doesn't do it for free, I'm gonna expose her to my 0 followers.

    DeathscytherDeathscyther19 päivää sitten
  • These are the type of people who think getting roblox is getting the company and not the app

    devonzarddevonzard19 päivää sitten
  • A ps4, PSVR, two controllers, and some games, for $300? That's actually a pretty good price, just the PSVR stuff alone I'm pretty sure would normally be $300, so yeah, whoever ended up getting that was pretty lucky.

    AuramasterAuramaster19 päivää sitten
  • "Why do the dumbest people always think they're the smartest in the room?" I'm dumb, but I know I'm dumb. Does that make me smart?

    Tyler PrinceTyler Prince19 päivää sitten
  • Just all around savage. People like this ruin everything and really waste others time. I used to be a private contractor for basement remodels in colorado. I always did high quality work and either people would try snd weasel theyre way out or renig on contracts. I went to court so much. I always got paid but atleast once a month id have one person try and screw me. That alone would eat up so much time and energy. Finslly i was working for this shifty guy named Mike for a really shitty company called hired pistols. He was your classic 5 foot 1 white asshole with a lifted truck. Anyways he didnt wanna pay me snd i was so feed up i cornered him in his construction trailer as and locked us in. Im 6 foot 5 and about 260. Im normally a gentle giant but i was so fed up. I shoved him in the corner and forced him to pay me. Not my proudest moment. When i left his trailer i shoved in his door from the outside so hard he couldnt get out. I reached undr his truck with a pry bar and ripped out his trsns and brake lines that little fucker. That was the last timr i did construction now i run my own small upholstery shop. My costumers come to me snd if they get under my skin i just tellem to fuck off. Oh and they all pay upfront. Fucking people now a days man.

    Jake JonesJake Jones19 päivää sitten
  • When I used to babysit or dog sit I always felt bad for taking these peoples money in the end it was a “feed me” deal lol. Word got around and people were offering pizza for me to sit for them 😂 so many snuggles with puppers it was great.

    Skull DinosaurSkull Dinosaur19 päivää sitten
  • The best way to shaft any of these choosingbeggars is by doing the math on how it would cost in retail or any other field in which they're trying to get things or services for free. Then compared to what they want.

    Riche' WilsonRiche' Wilson19 päivää sitten
  • Nuh..uh.. that guy didn't get just the housebricks he got the whole house and is shocked he has to pay property taxes and bills... Thats how ridiculous and ungrateful that CB is.

    twinkle toestwinkle toes19 päivää sitten
  • Wtf, that last one.... That last one is an entire IT department, not 1 person... And free?! After 12 years of experience?! At this point I think the recruiter has some beef with the company, like it had to be done deliberately or as a meme

    Prateek KarnPrateek Karn19 päivää sitten
  • 7:53 neckogirl? Dude it's pronounced "Knee-Co" how have you never heard of a Neko?

    The Wererapter92The Wererapter9219 päivää sitten
  • @rSlash 14:25 ww don't need to answer that? The answer was given in the post by the CB

    Makarand SontakkeMakarand Sontakke19 päivää sitten
  • Am sorry y’all But I can’t figure out the c word I am kinda confused between 2 Can someone please tell me what it is ?

    Me DeadMe Dead19 päivää sitten
    • Btw I am not a kid I just live in a very conserved family And I don’t really abuse much

      Me DeadMe Dead19 päivää sitten
  • you scammed a young artist by giving them fake amazon cards as payment.

    Spencer FlintstonesSpencer Flintstones19 päivää sitten
  • 300 dollars for a PSVR , ps4, games and controllers!? WTF, I need that even if i have one already.

    SilFeRIoSSilFeRIoS19 päivää sitten
  • My boyfriend is currently interning at a company. He earns roughly $2.50/hour here. He works from 8am-6:15pm. Mixed with a racist boss and work not related to his course, it's definitely not worth it but hey, he doesn't go to school and he doesn't do a lot of work there.

    C001Ba30nDuD3C001Ba30nDuD319 päivää sitten
    • What country is that? Because that seems way less than minimum in most

      Quartz SkullQuartz Skull19 päivää sitten
  • You were paraphrasing, but a fortnight isn't 10 days....

    Fine Gentleman in CrocsFine Gentleman in Crocs19 päivää sitten
  • 7:10 It's the wrong example. It's more like " you built a house for free, but why I have to pay property taxes, energy, gas, water and maintenance myself? That's not free, right?!?"

    R MR M19 päivää sitten
  • I'm wondering if people who post these "I want a babysitter for $2/hour" ads would start to understand what they are asking for if a bunch of fake accounts started to respond to them with things like: "Sounds like a good opportunity. Do you supply lube and zip-ties or should I bring my own?" or "I get what you're saying. Your child will never burden you again ;)"

    zoliking2zoliking219 päivää sitten
  • 12:20 You didn't offer money for the video??? Who are you and what have you done with RSlash??

    Pickles TicklePickles Tickle19 päivää sitten
  • if 50K is worth free stuff then rSlash do you even need money ?

    Mortem ZequaxMortem Zequax19 päivää sitten
  • But I thought a fortnight was 2 full weeks not 10 days. 2:10

    Josh NaboursJosh Nabours19 päivää sitten
  • Grape and murder is how you handle the Nicoles of this world.

    Captain FreedomCaptain Freedom19 päivää sitten
  • A ps4 is $300 a psvr headset is $150 ps move is $100 ps camera is $50 and the average price for a ps4 game is around $30 so all together that comes out to $690 and this guy wanted it for $60 how stupid

    TheNoName FreekTheNoName Freek19 päivää sitten
  • Anyone knows if you talk about something on twitch you might get it trending on Twitter like how the dream smp got Denny’s trending on Twitter it’s free advertising either way

    Danielpower89Danielpower8919 päivää sitten
  • sometimes i play your vids in the background while i play games it helps becuase i calm down when i listen to you. lol

    call_me_magecall_me_mage19 päivää sitten