r/Maliciouscompliance When will bosses ever learn that they need us more than we need them. The boss in today's story doesn't seem to understand that basic fact, because he tells OP to quit if he hates his job so much. OP happily agrees, and leaves the boss hanging during one of their busiest periods. In just a few hours, the boss calls OP back begging to him to come back to work. Too bad, so sad. See ya later!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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bruh
No gonna lie, the statement about getting promoted by just not caring about those below you really got me. It seems this is just the human way right now and I hope that we can make the work force a better place and realize that just because we are in charge of someone because we can do that job based on years of experience, that those same below below can be just as valuable as those of us in charge. Sadly, I can't help everyone out, but I try to make this difference for those below me because I know I didn't enjoy those above me not caring about me at all. Now I just eat that shameless carelessness at my level so that those below me don't have to suffer the way I did.
" Hey Jim! " " Yes? " " Do you work for united airlines?" " I do." SHOTGUN BLAST
" Wake up and move my car! " " Get the fuck out of my fucking room or I swear to god I will punch you in the fucking eye." " Move my fucking car!! " PUNCH IN EYE
People who don't care about sleep schedules for later shift people drive me insane. If you can't understand how work schedules work leave people alone. Also a working adult is definitely no longer your young child to boss around x.x what a controlling manipulative creep.
i will never be able to eat a gummy bear/worm without thinking about that, thanks
kubbibits? It's "Kilobites".
Starts airport workers story with saying he works for what we'll call Blairlines...he finishes with Jim still works for United.
Ya know what dentists say, more appointments, more money
Why does this man sound like a drama club kid? HE HAS THE VOICE OF A DRAMA KIDDDDD
"it would scare you if you knew how little people that make sure the planes are safe gets paid". It is more scarier to know that the people that build planes never fly, because they know how careless planes are built or how cheap they are with materials. I may only have worked with making the parts for airbus and Boeing, so I'm not that scared of flying. But none of the ones that assembled the airplanes ever flew. They knew so they never took a flight anywhere.
G U M M Y B E A R S
The story about the mom that keeped wake op up my grandma is exactly the same
Hahhahahaha can you please pronounce it again? 33.6 what? Hahahahhaaha
I can relate to the late night full time working not being allowed to sleep by their mom. Been there, and living through it again.
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I don't mind going to the dentist.
Slow clap for that badass of a teacher!
Did you really pronounce "kbps" as a word instead of just saying k b p s like a normal human?? I had to skip back twice & then actually read the text to understand what you were trying to say.....
I feel for that poor insomniac. I get maybe 4 to 6 hours of sleep a night, usually closer to 4 hours, and can't fall back asleep after waking up, ever, so my day is split into a 4 hour sleep period, 8 to 12 hours of waking time feeling groggy and unrested, 2 hours of wind down, and then tossing and turning until I fall asleep, usually takes a couple hours.
The one with OP complying and moving her truck. OPs mom deprived OP of sleep, literally sleep deprivation
The reason you don't get fired is because they legally cannot do that (i am not saying you can't legally fire them, but generally there is a loophole which makes it illegal to fire them at that point. (Maybe something in a contract or whatnot) So then you may ask, why should they get promoted. Generally it is also due to a contract, however one of my bosses told me they were promoted to get them away from the rest of us. Both for his safety, and so we would not go to jail for killing him. (Two people on my team were actually ex-cons, so they were even more likely to kill him)
Here is another one, "I thought you didnt give tickets to pretty girls?" "You're right, sign here" That was from a cop to a girl he pulled over.
Awwwe! That's adorable with the whole brother being late story. When I was late and it started inconveniencing other members of my family and school, my father showed my video footage of the before, during and after events in real time of a hostage situation when they were strapped to a bomb. See, on that day the bomb squad was late. Guess who immediately became 30 minutes early to everything? Yep! Me! Then when I kept asking too many questions in school and it prevented the teacher from completing her lessons, my father told me to go in the basement and grab the trench shovel. Of course I asked why and got so distracted with trying to figure it out I just ended up doing it. Then he had me toss it in the back of the truck and we drive out to an open field. We got out and he said "Dig a hole. 2 feet in width. 2 feet in length. 2 feet in depth." Of course I asked a bunch of questions. He responded with "Dig a hole. 2 feet in width. 2 feet in length. 2 feet in depth." After asking like 20 more questions I started digging, all the while asking more and more questions. "Fill it in." Of course I started asking more questions while filling it back in. We took a few steps and I followed while asking more questions and he stopped abruptly and said "Dig a hole. 2 feet in width. 2 feet in length. 2 feet in depth." 9 hours and 27 holes later, "Dig a hole. 2 feet in width. 2 feet in length. 2 feet in depth." I didn't ask any questions and dug the hole. I began preemptively filling the hole back in when he said "That's enough. Throw the shovel back in the truck. We're heading home." That night I sat down to the most delicious steak dinner of my life! He said "Do you know why I had you dig all those holes?" "No. Why-" " THATS WHY! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD!" I stopped asking too many questions from that point on. My father rarely yells but when he does it's like the voice of God. Like lightning cracking against your very soul.
I remember being at the dentist when I was younger, I was having a filling. And they were nearly done but it hurt my tooth so I stood up and shouted “I have my human rights”. I feel so embarrassed to this day. The only way I calmed down and let them do it was my uncle offered to go to kfc after 😂💀
1:47 min : kbps stands for Kilo Bits per Second. That's the speed the Modem can Transfer Data.
Let’s make up a name... United Blairlines... United Airlines 😂😂😂
“You can’t dress like a whore when your father is in the house!” SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Karen I'm the Dentist now you are just so dumb you don't know how to do your job right I know everything about this you all are so dumb me WTF
kilobites per seconds < kibips
First we git mubibups, now we have kubibups. Now we only need gubibups, and we will have the holy trinity.
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Muhbubbups
Gage is familiar, i think its still around as cengage I thought they were related to Nelson
At first, I was a little off put by the story about the girl with the living situation with her parents. At first, i related alot to her with the work hours. Cause i used to to work until 12:30am and get home at 1am. Sometimes I’d sleep right away and sometimes I’d be up until 3am. Also similar, my mom wanting me and my siblings to be up really early. She’d sometimes passively aggressively complain about us getting up to late and wasting the whole day asleep. Anyway, i was alittle off put at first over the level of disrespect she showed her mom. Because if I did that to my mom, I would have been slapped and kicked out immediately for being that disrespectful. But what made me rethink and reconsider my opinion is that my mom would never say the kinda of stuff to me that woman said to her daughter. She’d be mad at me, but not that horrible.
My mom does the sleep thing too shes unemployed and sleeps all day then wakes up at night and has me up till like midnight doing stupid stuff for her she could easily do but just don’t wanna get out of bed for then will wake me up at like 5 am on a Saturday so I can go shovel snow for HER dog that hates me and is to prissy to piss in snow and has to go out at 5 am for some reason ☠️
1:48 oh my God did you say the word kbps??? 😂😂😂 you would say it like this K B P S ( meaning kilobytes per second) 😂😂😂😂😂
i really like going to the dentist
GCU. The Gummy Cinematic Universe is the greatest of them all.
The big question I have is, Do a gummy worms and gummy bears weigh the same?
I always get confused when you refuse to say kilobytes or megabytes etc.
6:29 this woman sounds like my aunt. She normally wakes up about 9-11 am then she goes to work in the city hall she's always get back to her mother's house at about 10-11 pm she and her mother does not argue alot but if they do the mother is just-i can't even. Her mother is really strict and still stick to her old ways she judges everything my aunt and even my family, her grandchildren from her son does not put up with this well atleast one of them. My 2nd cousin's is a girl and a boy both in college my boy cousin is about 21? Turning 22 this July he's the one that doesn't argue with his grandma while the other cousin if mine (F19?) Does not put up with it. I genuinely get annoyed at my aunt's mom she insults our looks and all those mean stuff. We go to church every Sunday she stays at the church along with us because the church is just a walk away from our House Ofcourse you know how old people like talking. Once I was just listening to music it was at 10% and still she just still chose to yell at me because it's "too loud". She yells at my mom for the most little stuff and it wasn't even HER PROBLEM she really likes to brag about what she's done in her life she brags about of how many people she helped and she says "I never expect anything in return" and then if the person that she helped doesn't give her what she wants she's gonna talk behind their back to us. Ofcourse I don't stand up to this it's just wrong. She always brags about her position shes a barangay official in our village? Basically a council member when someone disagree's with her she doesn't lash out at them but talk behind their backs to us. That's all for now. Really don't want to continue.
Her daughter makes 30k dollars
Oh btw EP's son is a seaman captain earns about 100k dollars per year that's 4 million pesos
Update its 8 pm today mom is litteraly angry as hell there's a project that EP(my mom's aunt) That involves construction! And EP want my mum to pay half. Wth
to me r/ is my theraphy
7:32 that voice crack...🤧🤣
i'd go on this garbage airline, but i won't name an actual airline so we'll make up a name, like... Delta Airlines
That comment about gummy bears n gummy worms size comparison makes me think that the gummy universe is like Dune bt with candy instead of sand
That one with the karen at the dentist, ooooh my God. She literally sounds like a 5 year old-
Jesus christ the story with OP being woken up by their mom in rude ways hits way to close to home for me
About the promotion for NOT doing work, the ONLY way to get a promotion where I used to work was to mess something up so badly the higher ups could use it to control your every move by threatening to fire you if you didn't do exactly what they told you, even blatantly illegal things. You could be absolutely incompetent at a job and be put in charge of it.
33.6 KABIBUPS
I had the same problem with my mum. I have an incurable life threatening illness, I am in pain all the time. Pain wears you out mnetally aswell as physically, but mum thinks I am lazy, even thought I got this illness when I was 15, 10+ years from this story and when I feel half way decent I want to go out and do house work. Not doing anything laying in bed is boring. She would wake me up any time she got up early and get me to do some inane "house work" even if I am doubled over in pain. Finally it all blew up when I told her to stop, of course she was not in the wrong. I needed someone to vent to and after talking to my younger sister, she told my mum how I felt, and it hit mum hard. What I dont like is it takes some people someone else to tell them the issue before they change. Finally she lets me sleep.
"33,6kabipus nodems? KBPS KiloBits Per Second. Kabipus?
The airline one, why hasn’t anyone sued
"33.6 kuh-buh-pss". Lmao, what?! That's "kilobytes per second" you goof!
Night shift is already unhealthy for normal melatonin production. Messing with what little precious sleep a night worker has is sadly all too common. This mom is a grade a narcissist though. Moving out is the smartest move she could make. Too bad she didn't start waking her mom up at 2-4am. Mess with her mother's sleep schedule a little. I have sneaking suspicion the mom doesn't work, to have all that free time to bitch and moan.
r/BrandNewSentence : My intestines decided to stop working.
That wedsite thing is now called I-Ready it works better but is rediculusly annoying slow and only covers reading and math
12:18 well... That sounds bad on the surface but you see... Being a good person doesen't make us money... sooooooo...¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1:46 kbps is spelled kilobytes per second i find it so funny how you say kbps
About the second time in a row of being repeatedly and purposefully woken up at 6am for stupid things by a parent who understands my situation and has been told not to do so I would start enacting some stupid petty revenge. Like barging into their room at 3am to pour a large movie theater sized cup full of water on a certain insensitive person's head and then yelling my demands of a full TV commercial style breakfast made RIGHT NOW after they are jolted awake. (By tv commercial breakfast I mean the unreasonable volume of food in this picture: images.app.goo.gl/8DhaHrJvFhGajGzg9 ) It won't make things better and will certainly make things worse, but it will let me explain the irony of the situation and the value of sleep in the most sarcastic, passive aggressive and memorable way I can muster. Sometimes some rebellion is worth it. My boundaries for my relationships, parents or otherwise, are set by me and are to be respected. If you wont respect my boundaries you don't get a relationship with me. If I can't completely cut you out I will minimize time and communication with you until I can cut you out of my life. To demand slave like obedience to your whims 24/7 is not something a good parent will do. There is a big difference between a father and a Dad, and between a mother and a Mom. That difference is love, trust, respect, and wisdom. Young adults need a certain level of freedom and responsibility to succeed. You set your kids back years and lead them into stupid mistakes they never needed to make when you fail to provide them those things.
Very informative, never heard Kbps pronounced "kabupus", guess you learn something new every day....or should....
kbps is NOT kubipups you either say it as KILO-BYTES-PER-SECOND or shut up
this is what i must do to b a manager. thank you!
1:47 kebibbeps
The woman complaining about the dental crown, reminds me of the time I went for a root canal, and they did the wrong tooth. Only I wasn't a complete pain in the ass about it,
moving into your own place to get away from your parents. I CANT SEE WHY! LOL. I wish OP best of luck in that story.
United Airlines sucks
1:46 "kabibus"
Kibibups, my internet speed
1:48 k b p s
“Shh shh he can’t find us here” I whisper to my wife and kids as we tremble in fear in the closet. “Are you getting the correct kuh buh bups from your internet?” rSlash taunts as he searches our house
The story involving the 22-yearld woman closing the door in her mom's face repeatedly, and giving her shit for not respecting her boundaries could almost make for a sassy sitcom moment. I think we all know exactly why OP's moving out, and why "everyone hates" her mom.
12:25 THIS right here. My last job my store manager wanted to promote me to an assistant manager position of a department. This was at the time I stopped giving a shit about my job and started to be lazy like the rest of them. Apparently doing as little work as possible is management material??? I turned it down because management roles stress me out. I ain't about that life.
Op should have just woken her mom up really early. I bet she would have learned her lesson very fast.
Most people: kilobits per second Rslash: KEBUBIPS!
Gummy bear lore confirmed
I'm surprised the airline hasn't gone on strike
Just discovered this channel, aaand watched around 30 vids in a row. I think It's worth subscribing.
To the The Airport job: Competence has been overrated, recently; I rather be a liar and a hypocrite to all of my bosses.
"33.6 kabipus"
On the sleep thing, i k8nda understand what the wants to happen but she's just doesnt do it right
What did he say the download speed was. 33.6 wha
Scoog
I am SUPER uncomfortable now, we use this software called *"Gage"* guess why this makes me uncomfortable.
Crazy and confusing
IT people saying kbps: kilobits per second Ordinary people saying kbps: k-b-p-s rslash saying kbps: kibibits
I need to stop watching these things. I figure it’s bad for my health.
The way this man says mbps cracks me up
I don't want to sound like a smartass or be rude but at 1:45 you didn't know that kbps means kilo bits per second? Also don't mistake kbps with kBps, the latter means kilo Bytes per second which is kbps divided by 8. Also, I think, you should at least search what the acronyms mean and say them at least once when they first appear.
My whole crown process was SUPER SIMPLE. That Karen was making a huge deal about absolutely nothing. It's true, you get fit, wait, get fit again, they grind it down, pop it in, and adjust as needed according to the patient. What an utter bitch.
I don’t understand messing with medical professionals! That dentist office could cause her discomfort during procedures! I’m sure 99% wouldn’t, but I am not taking a chance !
It's called "Failing upwards"
Why does he say 'kibibits' instead of 'kilobytes'? Is it a joke that I am not getting?
I'm a dentist , I've done countless such bite reduction of crowns and fillings , I hope I never meet a Karen like that , Some can't comprehend the reduction and try to force bite the new crown and call it a high point , I just make sure with the articulating paper and send them off telling them to come back if any problems , Nobody usually returns.
did you just pronounced kbps as kabipups? I've never heard it like that! and I like it...
Yes, a vice principal at my mom's former school got the job because she was friendly with the new principal, oh and the fact that she couldn't control her classroom. She had multiple fist fights in her room the previous year.
Note: When she goes and moves the truck in the night gown. The mother asks “WHY DO YOU HATE ME” she’s so selfish she just thought about herself and how it embarrassed her. And took it as a personal attack. Maybe she should’ve just moved the truck herself.
Dude. Can u please start calling it the correct words. Not “kabivips”. It’s killabytes per second aka kbs, and mbs/second is megabytes per second. Finally gbs/second is gigabytes per second. Love the content man. Haha
6:42 when the b word activated ultra instinct and dodge the censorship
Around 13:20 in Finland we usually just say "it's fine" and regret is later.
"YOURE GONNA HARM MY TEEEETH" _right_ after that bit ended i got an ad for toothpaste-